Before we even start, yes, I’m sorry but there are indeed such people as I mention in my title.
I once wrote that, “[Hell means that God allows the] torment of literally billions of precious people for all eternity, all at the same time as the âelectâ, those who are âsavedâ, are ‘living it up’ in Heaven and knowing full well that all that suffering is going on âsomewhere elseâ.
It’s easy to see why this is such an easy concept for certain Christians to grasp, because it’s mirrored in the way that many Christians reject as worthless those that they despise. So ‘those people’ are suffering? Well, it must be something they’ve done/it serves them right/other such highfalutin’ statement. Because the suffering is going on ‘somewhere else’ and therefore it doesn’t matter.
I do wonder how those with such cold hearts can define themselves as ‘Christian’. I mean, each to their own, yeah, but surely Jesus’s whole emphasis was on ‘Love’? Attitudes like that are as far from Love as it gets, when you think about it. Surely their own definition of ‘love’ should be based on St. Paul’s famous description in 1Cor 13? But it’s a long way from that!
And I know for a fact that I’m not the only one who thinks like that. Here’s a superb piece by one ‘Captain Cassidy’, written in the wake of the Paris terrorist shootings in 2015. I must say that I don’t agree with everything in the essay, but I think she has encapsulated nicely many of the objections I have about Christians being so blasĂ© about the idea of people burning forever in Hell.
These interviews hit me really hard. […] All of the people Iâve mentioned here have made one fact painfully clear: out of every single way there is to die, burning is about the most horrible and ghastly one there is. If these victims theyâd tried to save had survived, it would be amid years of pain; burns take forever to heal and some never really do. Clearly our species simply didnât survive serious burns often enough to pass on superior burn-healing capabilities to our offspring in the distant past, because we are really shitty at healing that sort of injury. No wonder Christians years ago used death by fire to punish heretics and dissenters; out of all the really imaginative ways weâve ever found to hurt people, fireâs about as bad as it gets.So gang, thatâs what itâs like to watch someone burn to death. Itâs not fun or funny. Itâs not cute. Itâs not something to gloat about or even feel smugly certain about. Someone has to be seriously disturbed to watch someone suffering fire damage and feel anything but a desire to immediately leap in to help in any way possible.
And had I … suggested that there was something these burn victims might have done to deserve that kind of death, I would not have been surprised in the least if such an encounter ended with me nursing a bruised egoâor ass. Neither of these [people] are gods, and even they would have been more merciful than the Christian god apparently is.
When Christians chirp their various singsong threats, thatâs what they are saying to us: we are going to suffer and die an unending death by fire, tortured forever by burning, and they actually look forward to seeing us in that kind of agony. Itâs no more than we deserve, by their lights, so thereâs no point in wasting empathy or sympathy on us. They regard our rejection of their religious claims as a direct attack upon themselves, and our future torment is nothing more than cosmic comeuppance for not obeying them.
We didnât pick the correct religion out of all the thousands in the world, you see, and from there the correct permutation of Christian doctrines out of the 40,000+ available. We didnât manage to feign adequate belief in the utter nonsense spewed by Christian apologists and leaders. We found no reason to believe in this god who spent so much time and effort deliberately obfuscating his existence to ensure that thereâd be no proof whatsoever of his existence. We figured out that there was no more reason to accept Christianityâs claims than there is to accept those of any other religion. And for our great sin of using our divinely-granted consciousness and discernment, we deserve to burn to death forever. We deserve to be set on fire after we die and tortured without any hope of mercy, redemption, reconciliation, forgiveness, parole, or escape.
Most Christians donât even think about how absolutely appalling this doctrine isâhow blatantly manipulative, how openly terrorist in nature, how beyond-blitheringly cruel and evil it would be for any earthly despot to institute a punishment even half as ghastly as Hell. Even worse are the Christians who do think about it, though; they have to find some way to reconcile such a concept with that of a loving god, and the ways they find of doing that are nothing short of obscene.
Why itâs only moving the problem one step over to claim that âpeople send themselves to Hell.â
The idea of Hell as Iâve outlined it clearly does make some Christians hugely uncomfortable. And it should. Itâs an evil, nasty, mean-spirited, fearmongering, openly terrorist and extortionist doctrine that is 100% incompatible with the current reigning Christian view of its god as gentle, loving, and merciful.
That doctrine is fine with a lot of Christiansâthe sort who openly gloat about dead soldiers and picket childrenâs funerals, or those Calvinist sorts who seem perfectly at ease with the idea of their god being an assholeâbut most Christians are part of our culture whether they like it or not, and our culture is moving away from that kind of cruelty. So theyâve evolved some two-steps meant to distance themselves from the more troubling ramifications of their own ideology.
Iâve talked before about these distancing acts. The whole âlove the sinner/hate the sinâ dance is one of them; it is meant to give Christians an excuse to be nasty and hateful to others. They donât especially care if their dance fools anybody outside the tribe; itâs done for their benefit, not for ours.
The current two-step around Hell is one of their current favorites, though.
Follow along with the dancing red ball:
Assumption A. Allowing people to be tortured for any length of time is evil and monstrous.
A1. The Christian doctrine of Hell involves people being tortured forever by fire.
A2. That would normally make the author of such threats evil and monstrous.
A3. But the Christian god canât possibly be evil and monstrous.
Conclusion. Clearly that means that the evil and monstrosity is coming from somewhere else.
Assumption B. Whenever a doctrine seems to contradict Christian ideology, itâs not the doctrine that is in question, ever, nor the ideology that is at fault; there is always a way to reconcile them somehow.
B1. So clearly itâs peopleâs fault that they are facing eternal torture. It is not this godâs choice that people suffer, nor his desire.
B2. The Christian god must have nothing to do with Hell, so people must be sending themselves to Hell to be tortured eternally by fire.
Conclusion. Itâs totally not our godâs fault at all that people end up in Hell getting tortured forever by fire. Overall conclusion:Â Hooray! Heâs (still) a loving and merciful god!
Iâve heard a dizzying number of excuses along these lines offered by Christians to explain why Hell is not a monstrous and evil idea:
* People choose to throw themselves into Hell.
* People donât want to be with Jesus in the afterlife, so they do this to themselves on purpose.
* Would you want to have a rude guest in your house for a party? (I used this excuse myself.)
* The doors of Hell are locked from the inside, not the outside. People who go there donât want the Christian god around.
* Hell isnât a punishment; itâs a consequence for non-compliance, just like death in a car accident is a possible consequence of not following seat-belt laws.
* Hell was designed for demons, not people, so of course it wonât be pleasant for people to be there.
And some heretics even try to make for themselves a Hell that is not fiery, eternal, and physically painfulâeven though such a Hell looks nothing whatsoever like anything in the Bible.
All of these excuses depend on a few ideas that categorically put the entire Christian faith on its ear. These excuses all require that the Christian god be something besides all-powerful, for him to be an idiot, or for him to be malevolent enough to punish people for his own inability to provide evidence enough to compel belief in him. As Neil Carterâs so ably described, tons of Christians figure this stuff out and end up following the evidence right out of the religion. We deconvert because when we tried our damndest to find a good reason to believe, we found none at all.
Christians might comfortably and complacently believe that one or two of us âchoseâ to be tortured eternally, but most ex-Christians are thoughtful, caring, intelligent people who want only to do the right thing with our lives. The idea that a god might allow a single one of these precious and beautiful people to be harmed even one second repulses any compassionate mind. How many of those people do Christians need to meet before they start having questions about how loving and merciful their ideas of Hell are?
And, too, this entire âchoose to be torturedâ idea has the distinct smack of victim-blaming about it. Itâs like a murderer telling a judge, âI told her not to scream or Iâd shoot her, and she screamed! So really, she chose for me to shoot her to death!â Do you suppose any judge in the land would allow such a murderer to go free after that excuse was given?
If the Christian god designed the ideology and place itself, if he decided upon its entrance requirements and then deliberately refused to provide people solid proof of any of his religionâs claims so that there was no more reason to blindly choose his religion over any other in the world, then he is the same as that murderer who claimed that his victim caused her own death by not complying with his demands. This is not the same situation as someone not listening to seat-belt laws and then getting killed in a car accident; in our scenario, the Christian god actively inflicts this pain on others (or allows it to be inflicted, but again, because heâs omnipotent that doesnât actually make much of a difference!) because he was dissatisfied with their obedience to his whims, and he created the entire game itself to be exactly as it is now. It was no accident that someone found no evidence to believe, nor that there happened to be a horrific place ready for that person to go to after death to suffer for not having believed.
The Christian god, if one is to take his adherentsâ preposterous claims seriously, is an omnipotent being who created this realm and set it up. If he didnât intend for any people to go there, then he needed to design somewhere else for people to go. If he didnât want people to go somewhere like Hell, then surely he is powerful and intelligent enough to either create a more reasonable ideology or to give people overwhelming evidence and instructions for avoiding that place.
If he isnât powerful enough to create a cosmology that allows people to see the truth either before death or posthumously, or to change their minds after death about anything, or to at least allow for rehabilitation and redemption at that point, then maybe Christians need to figure out what cosmic Truth their godling is compelled to obey and go work out what god is embodied therein so they can follow that one instead, because whoever that god is, she or he is the real MVP.
And that is the Problem of Evil in a nutshell.
Either this god is not smart or powerful enough to create a cosmology that avoids eternal torture, or he is cruel and malevolent enough to allow such torment to exist. If heâs capable of stopping fiery torture but chooses not to do so, then he is evil; if he is not capable or doesnât realize whatâs happening at all, then heâs hardly a god in the first place.
Now, obviously thereâs no proof for a single bit of Christiansâ claims. Thereâs no evidence that thereâs even an afterlife, much less an unpleasant one controlled and administered by demons at the behest of an omnimax god of love and mercy, much less any god, omnimax or not, loving and merciful or not, much less a cosmology that looks remotely like the one Christians believe.
But if one of them tells me with a perfectly straight face that their infinitely loving, powerful, merciful god is not only okay with the idea of anybody burning in this life or the next but designed things to be that way, then I am going to think that either the Christian in question has never really thought this one through (as indeed I hadnât, back then!), or is an immoral person who is okay with hurting people for non-compliance.
Moving the Problem of Evil to humansâ laps only moves the issue one step over; it does not resolve the actual problem at all because ultimately, their god (according to them) designed all of this nonsense in the first place. All theyâve done is add some victim-blaming to the mix.
And Iâm not so sure that itâs that far a jump to think that if itâs okay to hurt someone deliberately and cruelly in the next life, then maybe itâs not so bad to do it in this life if itâs for a good cause. We already know that right-wing Christians regard themselves as mini-Jesuses, fully invested in the right and abilityâeven the obligationâto dispense divine justice upon other human beings in the name of the greater good. They already think that they should be given the right to control the rest of us because non-Christians are just too damned stupid to run our lives correctly. They already scare the bejesus out of non-believers because of the over-the-top aggression they display when theyâre challengedâeven to the point of issuing death and rape threats to an underage girl who objected to the way Christians in her school district were muscling into her education.
If Christians canât have cooperation through happy consent, then they have demonstrated repeatedly that they will take compliance given only out of fearâand will consider either one evidence of divine blessing upon their endeavors. And our culture is starting to reject this mindsetâin large part because weâre finally starting to empathize with and understand the people who are getting hurt by these ways of thinking, and weâre starting to understand how interconnected we are to each other.
Itâs hard to stomach the idea of hurting someone we know very well and consider part of our group. Itâs even harder to be okay with the idea of eternal fiery torture for non-compliance when we start really thinking about how terrible it is to burn.
Any religious system that relies upon force, violence, or threats to gain compliance from anybody is not one worth following.
People are right to reject any religion that tries to gain power and influence through threats, and to reject such such behavior as incompatible with the idea of a loving deity of any kind even on the metaphorical level. People use fear when they donât have a good case to make otherwise. The bigger the threat, the weaker the case generally is. And Hellâburning to death forever and everâis about as big a threat as anybody could ever concoct.
But fear requires darkness in which to operate. It canât stand daylight in the form of questions and open dissent. The more people question the doctrine of Hell, the more Christians will get the permission they need to contemplate the unthinkable questions: What if the two-step theyâre doing about Hell doesnât actually solve any of the problems the doctrine has? What if the violence embodied in Hell taints everything about Christianity?
And even more unthinkable: What would their religion even look like without fear being any part of its doctrines and ideologies, and without threats being considered a perfectly acceptable and viable marketing tactic? If they refused to use fear or threats of any kind to sell their religion, then how would they market it?